January 19, 2013

The Fatal O Moment

That moment when you find out one detail about a person that is going to be a deal-breaker.

Example:

Her: I just turned 30
You: O (leaving her)

The Motorway Theory

Relationships are like a motorway, there are exits that can be taken to get out of them, these exits appear after a certain period of time:

1. 6 hours (aka one night stand)
2. 4 days
3. 3 weeks
4. 7 months
5. 1.5 years/18 months
6. 18 years
7. death

January 18, 2013

The Lemon Law

The Lemon Law refers to the first 5 minutes of a date.. This is where a BEAST decides whether he would like to have the date. If not he makes an excuse or gets a phone call from a bro saving him. If he does, then he has the date.

The Mermaid Theory

It was 300 years ago, sailors stuck at see will get desperate for female companionship, it got so bad that eventually the manatees out in the waters started to look like beautiful women.. Mermaids

Luckily there is a way to unmermaid a women.. The only way to unmermaid a women is if she gets pregnant. Once a mermaid becomes pregnant she becomes a manatee again.